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Il-Guggu, l-LGBTIQ u Franco Debono

Posted by Lalu on 10th March 2019 in Opinion

Edgar, jghidulu l-Guggu, bilkemm felah jiftah ghajnejh il-Hadd filghodu.  Kien ghadda lejl bil-hruq ta’ stonku.  Imma, il-vizzju li jmur il-kazin kien akbar min-nghas Ii kellu fuqu.  Qam, libes u telaq lejn il-kazin.

Malli wasal, sab lil shabu diga qed ibessqu belgha te’ go tazza tal-hgieg. Wenzu z-Zaza lemhu diehel, ‘Hawn Guggu, bongu.  Tidher imcempel dalghodu’.  Il-Guggu ghamel sinjal lil tal-bar u qallu, ‘Is-soltu Kink’.  Il-Guggu ntefa’ fuq siggu mal-mejda ma’ shabu w l-Kink newwillu tazza te’. 

Pietru l-Kucci kien qed igerger fuq il-penzjoni, ‘Issa ahjar, jigi jheddidna li jekk ma nistaportux lil dawn ir-ruxxmata barranin li nvadewna, ser nispiccaw bla penzjoni!  Missu jisthi.  Il-penzjoni ghamilt ghomri nhallas ghaliha jien bil-bolla.’  Il-Guggu kemmex xofftejh, xengel wahda rasu w mill-gherf li ghandu qallu, ‘Kucci mann, il-penzjoni trid tithallas mit-taxxi ta’ dawk li qed jahdmu.  Il-problema li ghandna hi li issa kwazi kulhadd LGBTIQ u bl-LGBTIQ mhux ser ikun hemm tfal li jahdmu ghoxrin sen’ohra.  Ghalhekk ghandna bzonn il-barranin.  Issa fhimt?  Kemm int injurant mann!’

Liz-Zaza xejn m’ghogbu l-gherf tal-Guggu, tfantas u qallu, ‘Jigifieri int qed tghid li kwazi kulhadd qed isir gay jew?’  Il-Guggu ma tantx dam jahsibha, hatfu hatfa ‘U zguuuuur!  Trid ticcajta jew?  Go dal-pajjiz issa jekk ma tkunx gay, trid tkun ex-Nazzjonalist ghax inkella ma tinqediex.  L-aghar li tista tkun huwa Laburist.  Malli jindunaw li int Laburist, ma tinqdiex zgur.’  Il-Kucci ta’ daqqtejn b’rasu u qalilhom, ‘Sewwa qed jghid il-Guggu.  Ara x’ghamlilhom Franco Debono.  L-ewwel ghamluh Kummissarju tal-Ligijiet u issa hareg jattakka lil-Prim.  Haqqu l-Prim forsi xi darba jitghallem u jiftakar li hu qieghed hemm ghax laburisti genwini batew vendikazzjonijiet ghal hafna snin taht gvern nazzjonalista biex illum hu sar Prim.’

‘Kucci, ghalxejn tafx’, tenna l-Guggu, ‘mur sa Kastilja w dur dawra hemm gew w imbaghad ghidli lil min tara.  U jien nghidlek min huma.  Tlaqt jien.  Sahha!’

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