Lola’s Hairdressing Salon…Wedding bells are ringing

Every Wednesday morning at nine o’clock, you will find Rose, Gemma and Vanna at the hairdresser. They are the regulars…and they discussed a wedding!!

Vanna:           Bongu Lollie.

Gemma:         Bongu Lol.  Kemm qed taghmel shana hux!

Rose:              Good morning pupi qalbi.  Veru Gemma dear.  Too hot.

Vanna:           Hawn gew niehdu pjacir b’dan l-ejrkondixin.

Rose:              Last Sunday kellna wedding.  It was soo hot that my makeup was melting.

Vanna:           Ta’ min kien it-tieg? Nafuhom ahna?

Rose:              Ma nafx Vanna dear.  Ahna morna ghax Dr Simon Busuttil kien xhud of the groom.

Gemma:         Grum ir-ragel hux?

Vanna:           Iva Gemma hi.

Gemma:         Min jaf lil min kellha xhud l-gharusa mela!

Rose:              The other groom kellu lil Dr Beppe Fenech Adami as xhud.

Gemma:         Mela mhux lil Simon kellu xhud?  Grum mhux ir-ragel.  Dak diga ghidtli hi.  Tal-gharusa staqsejtek.  Lil min kellha xhud?

Vanna:           Ma kienx hemm gharusa Gemma hi.

Rose:              U ajma, kemm iddum to understand din Gemma.

Gemma:         Iiiiiiii miskin!  Ma gietux l-gharusa.  Hallietu hemm jistenna.  Min jaf x’inkwiet hux.  Lanqas haqq l-ispejjez Ii ghamlu.

Vanna:           Gemma ruhi, izzewwgu tibzax.

Gemma:         Giet mela.  Ghax hasra hux.  Anki min jaf l-ilbiesi ta-brajds hux.  X’kulur kienu Rowzi hi?

Rose:              They did not have any bridesmaids.  They had only pageboys.

Gemma:         Ara x’kull wahda.

Rose:              The Mayor of Hal Ridi married them.  She was a woman.

Gemma:         Zewwgithom mara?  Dan xi zwieg kien?  Int fejn mort Rowzie hi?

Vanna:           Allura ghidilna x’sojvejnir tawkhom.

Rose:              Hawn ha ara.  Kumbinazzjoni I got it with me so I eat the perlini.

And Rose took out two small male figures.  One of the figures held a flame and the other figure held a rock.

Vanna:           Dawk x’inhuma?

Rose:              Yes, the souvenir has a really sweet message.  Ara taht x’hemm miktub.   Let me read to you, ‘I will be the light of your life and you will be my rock.’  How romantic hux?

Gemma:         X’hemm miktub?  Ma fhimtx.

Vanna:           Ha nghidek jien.  Dawk it-tnejn tas-sojvejnir huma Buzullotti u Beppe.  Wiehed bil-fjamma t’ghajnu f’idu w l-iehor bil-gebla f’idu biex jifqaghlu mohhu tat-tkaxkira li hadu.

Gemma:         U l-perlini?

Vanna:           Dawk ghax la Buzullotti w lanqas Beppe m’ghandhom b*** allura wahhlulhom erba’ perlini biex jinqdew.