Lola’s Hairdressing Salon…And the Brussels connection

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Every Wednesday morning at nine o’clock, you will find Rose, Gemma and Vanna at the hairdresser. They are the regulars.  This week they met on Thursday because of the public holiday.  This week, the regulars…discuss Brussels!!

Rose:              Good morning Lola sweetie.  Today make me the massaggi on my head pleeeeease ‘cos I have the stress.

Gemma:         You have the dress?  Prosit hi.  Gdida hux id-dress.  Sabiha hi.  Tixraqlek.

Vanna:           U xi dress, dress.  Dik ghandha l-istress!  Ghadha bit-tbaqbieqa tat-tkaxkira.

Rose:              Vanna qalbi, this morning qomt with the migrane.  Minhabba stress ghax I am not sleeping well.

Vanna:           Ma torqodx?  Mela xi gralek?

Rose:              Inkwiet hux.  Dr Busuttil is resigning.  He is a good friend of my husband.  My husband always supported him ghax, in the end, kull qalb trid ohra hux.  Ahna rajniha qalbu.

Vanna:           U zguuuuur!  U probabbli huwa ra butkom hux!

Gemma:         Miskina din Rowzie.  Hu gamumilla qabel torqod.  Isserrhek dik tafx.  Dik taghmilha bhal borza tat-te’ imma bla halib.

Rose:              Kullhadd jghin kif jista’ hux.  A great problem if he resigns.

Vanna:           Naqbel mieghek hawn.  Jekk jibqa hu, bomba ghalina, ghax naghmlu tetin sena fil-gvern.

Rose:              U ajma Vanna.  Miskin he gave up his position in Brussels tafx.  He gave up that paga which he had in Brussels to come to Malta with a paga mizera.  All to serve Malta taghna.  He made a big sagrificcju hux.

Gemma:         Veru miskin.  Sagrificcju.  U hadd ma jtik midalja tafx.

Vanna:           Qalu li rega sejjer lura go Brussell.  Veru jew?

Rose:              Ma nafx.  He was good there tafx.  Respected by everyone.

Gemma:         Allura n-Nazzjonalisti lil min ghandhom go Brussell issa?

Vanna:           Ara min!  Tra-la-la

Comodini ttik biex Titkaza.

Ghazlet Brussel flok Malta

David ezatt ismu GharuCasa

Ixewwex flok jaghti palata

U Triccas il-veru Pastaza

Biha kap, veru cucata!

Tra-la-la!

Tra-la-la!

Ole!

The above story is fictitious and is to be appreciated as a satire.

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